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Funny Moments at School V2
There's this kid who's supposed to be in band, but usually wanders the halls instead. Today, the dean of students' assistant cuaght him, and apparently he told her he was going out to lunch. Dean's assistant: Does whoevers picking you up know this isn't your lunch? Kid: No one's picking me up... -
Funny Moments at School V2
Homeroom, right before government. Kid: I had trouble with this question on the homework. Teacher: You won't find it in the reading, you have to interpret [the quote] yourself. Kid: Well can you rephrase it? Teacher: I don't see why I have to, since you can easily look up what the word 'latent'... -
Funny Moments at School V2
The other day in Chemistry the teacher was talking/ranting about how kids don't respect authority. Teacher: Just the other day these kids got in trouble for fighting and they said they should be aloud to fight in the halls. Kid: That's true, we should be aloud to fight. Teacher: By the way... -
Funny Moments at School V2
One of the songs we're playing in band is "We Will Rock You". The other day, about 6 measures into the song, the lead snare player starts singing it. Very loudly and out of key. Teacher: Now I know why he isn't in the choir. -
Funny Moments at School V2
Teacher: Tomorrow, grab everything you need before your seventh period class, because we're leaving early and we ain't coming back! Kid: Ever?! Teacher: I wish! -
Funny Moments at School V2
Today in Government(Goes along with yesterday's post): Girl: Which one is the Republican party? Teacher:...They're conservative. Girl: I knew that! I just couldn't remember. Teacher: Just remember that they're the opposite of that Democrats. Girl: I don't know who they are, either... -
Funny Moments at School V2
The other day in Government: Teacher: In the United States, we have a two-party system. The two major parties are the Democratic party and the Republican party. Believe it or not, someone in my second period class didn't know this. I left class for about two minuets to bang my head against the... -
Funny Moments at School V2
Yesterday we played "review basketball" in Government to prepare for today's test. Leading to: Teacher:*After asking a few trivia questions* Those last ones won't be on the test, by the way, I'm just asking them for the heck of it. Then someone came in late: Teacher: Just grab a spot on a... -
Funny Moments at School V2
Yesterday a teacher was giving a speech before he announced the science fair winners. Teacher: Find out what turns you on. Figure out what your going to do with it. Judging by the amount of giggling in the room, everyone's mind jumped to the same place. -
Funny Moments at School V2
Band class was funny today. First, one of the snare players was texting and not paying attention to what was going on. Then the teacher started a song that has everyone playing in the beginning. The snare player jumped and almost dropped his phone. Then: Teacher: How do you know the tempo... -
Funny Moments at School V2
The Saxophone player forget to bring her Saxophone to band class, but had her music. So she decided to sing her part. -
Funny Moments at School V2
Today in government the teacher was giving us notes from a power point titled "How to Kill a Bill."(as in a legislative bill) On the first slide he had a picture from the movie Kill Bill. Also in chemistry: Kid: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know. Most people can, but some people... -
Funny Moments at School V2
I have been dying do put this up since the site went down. A senior tried to sneak into our Algebra II class. This is the teacher's first year at the school, so she didn't know who he was. He changed his "name" 2 or 3 times before settling on "Ben", used someone else's schedule to "prove" he... -
Funny Moments at School V2
Today in English: Teacher*talking about a character in the play we're reading*: She's crazy with a capital K! *pause* Class*bursts out laughing* Kid: And you're the English teacher. Teacher: You guys have never heard that expression before? And in band(witch is right before lunch): Tre*gets... -
Funny Moments at School V2
In band my teacher was telling us about a prank at her daughter's school. There was a huge rivalry game between her daughter's school, Darby, and another school. So huge it was being held at the city's soccer stadium. A group of kids came to parents' and teachers' section(witch she was in) and... -
Funny Moments at School V2
This happened last year but it still cracks me up. My school has a uniform that includes a shirt with the school's logo, a sunrise, on it. Teacher: The way you can remember horizontal and vertical because the horizon is horizontal. You even have one on your shirts! Kid: Is that what that is... -
Funny Moments at School V2
Yesterday Jared was wearing a baggy jacket and Jonathan told him he looked like a wannabe rapper. -
Funny Moments at School V2
My Art teacher had this mango in her room for a wile, and yesterday my class convinced her to cut it up and let us eat it. the only thing she had to cut it up with was an exacto-knife. Kid 1: My parents will be like, "What did you learn in Art today?" and I'll say "How to cut fruit." Kid 2... -
Funny Moments at School V2
Lunch is defiantly the funniest 1/2 period of the day. Jonathan: So as I was saying before my English stopped working, they found something in a complound .. New Guy: Epic fail.